[QUIZ] How good have I been?

[rfmcdonald]

Via nhw.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In September, I rescued mitchellirons from being sacrificed (-200 points). In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon kalev (65 points). In March, I exposed heraclitus to soul-rending horrors (250 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (240 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
rfmcdpei

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