[NON BLOG] A Threat to Humanity

[rfmcdonald]

erins_pub's gift came in the mail today, two days ahead of time. The only thing at all offputting about it was the purely mechanical perfection of the wrapping paper. What is Amazon.ca doing with high-quality wrapping paper being folded so precisely? It's unnerving; I break into a sweat as I consider just how threatening online retail actually is to human sloppiness.