"The national minority solution"

I'd like to highly recommend that everyone read my friend Jonathan Edelstein's excellent essay "The national minority solution" on his blog. Brilliant stuff.

Eep

You will be smothered under a rug. You're a little
anti-social, and may want to start gaining new
social skills by making prank phone calls.


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Everything I've Done as an Undergraduate Student

Here it is, written down for ENG-493 ...

( This is pretty much everything I've done, bar one or two items I've forgotten. )