Sesame Street's beloved characters
Bert and Ernie--best friends, living together in a Manhattan apartment, doing everything together--have been
subject to rumours that they're a same-sex couple for decades, as illustrated by a 1980 quote from novelist and radio broadcaster
Kurt Anderson: "Bert and Ernie conduct themselves in the same loving, discreet way that millions of gay men, women and hand puppets do. They do their jobs well and live a splendidly settled life together in an impeccably decorated cabinet." A recent petition has
asking for them to marry on the show to promote gay rights has been met by the official note that, well, no,
that is so not happening.
Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves.
Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets™ do), they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.
Muppets can have sexual orientation--look at Missy Piggy's near-stalking of Kermit--but this notable point aside I agree. No, it's not just because
Ernest & Bertram is so grim.
Rather, it's because I think there's I'm inclined to believe that in contemporary North American culture, there's no way for two adult men to express their closeness outside of the context of romance. It's something I
touched upon only very briefly if that in a review of Joseph Epstein's
Friendship: An Expose--for whatever reason, there's a gap in the language people can use, hence in the sorts of relationships that can be talked about and that could even be pursued.
Am I right? Or not?